Sunday, October 13, 2024

A man walks into a bar and orders a 21-year-old whiskey

He takes a sip and then spits it out.

"I asked for a 21-year-old, this is 18 years! I'm not paying! Give me a 12-year-old cognac."

The bartender serves him, and the man spits it out again.

"This is only 10 years! I'm not paying!"

The bartender starts getting frustrated. After more and more drinks with the same reaction, the bartender serves another one and says:

"This one's on the house."

The man takes a sip and immediately spits it out.

"This tastes like piss!"

"Now tell me, how old am I?"

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Sunday, October 06, 2024

One Dollar per Point

A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, “One dollar per point please.”
The professor returned the test the following with $40 and a note attached. The note read, “Here's your $40 change.”

 


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Sunday, September 29, 2024

Guy’s sitting on the couch…

Guy's sitting on the couch. From the kitchen he hears, "Babe.... can you help me?"

He goes to the kitchen. "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle."

"What's it supposed to be?" he asks.

She picks up the box. "A Rooster."

"Honey," he says. "Let's put the cornflakes back in the box....."

#joke #animal #rooster #food #honey

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Sunday, September 22, 2024

Horse Jury Duty

A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.
One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"
The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"


Horse Jury Duty
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Sunday, September 15, 2024

Are You Wiping Off My Kiss?

A grandma lovingly gives her granddaughter a kiss on the cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, she noticed the little girl wiping her cheek.
“Are you wiping off my kiss?” she asked.
“No”, she smartly replied, somewhat embarrassed but quick on her feet, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

 


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