Sunday, February 22, 2026
A teacher asks her class, “If I gave you two cats and another two cats, how many cats would you have?”
A kid says, “Seven.”
The teacher says, “No, think carefully.”
The kid says, “I did. I already have three cats at home.”
Sunday, February 15, 2026
A woman brings her husband to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I think my husband is deaf.”
The doctor says, “Stand behind him and say something.”
She does. No response.
“Stand closer.” Still nothing.
Right in his ear, she says, “Can you hear me now?”
The husband replies, “For the fifth time, yes.”
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says, “One beer, please… and one for the road.”
Sunday, February 08, 2026
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I think I’m shrinking.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “I’m afraid you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
Sunday, February 01, 2026
My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine.
Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a picture of you and me, but I don't have time to draw you."
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