Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, February 02, 2025
"Are you an actress, auntie?"
"No darling, why do you ask?"
"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 26, 2025
Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 19, 2025
What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?
You park your car in it!
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 12, 2025
A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly."
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 05, 2025
To the person who stole my glasses...
I will find you, I have contacts!
#joke #short
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