Sunday, May 24, 2026
A kid asks his dad, “What’s a coincidence?”
The dad says, “It’s when you’re thinking about pizza and the phone rings and it’s a pizza place asking if you want pizza.”
The kid says, “Dad… the phone is ringing.”
Sunday, May 17, 2026
A guy says, “I started exercising.”
His friend asks, “Running?”
“No.”
“Lifting weights?”
“No.”
“So what?”
“Jumping to conclusions.”
Sunday, May 10, 2026
A man asks his wife, “Why do you always read me my horoscope?”
She says, “Because it’s the only future that still sounds hopeful.”
Sunday, May 03, 2026
A guy tells his friend, “I finally fixed my posture.”
His friend says, “Really?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, now I have a good standing.”
Sunday, April 26, 2026
A couple argues over whose turn it is to do laundry.
They finally agree that whoever speaks first loses.
Hours pass.
The husband’s shirt catches fire while cooking.
The wife watches silently.
Finally, he says, “Okay, okay, I’ll do the laundry.”