Sunday, May 17, 2026
Exercising
A guy says, “I started exercising.”
His friend asks, “Running?”
“No.”
“Lifting weights?”
“No.”
“So what?”
“Jumping to conclusions.”
Posted on 05/17/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, May 10, 2026
Horoscope
A man asks his wife, “Why do you always read me my horoscope?”
She says, “Because it’s the only future that still sounds hopeful.”
Posted on 05/10/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, May 03, 2026
Posture
A guy tells his friend, “I finally fixed my posture.”
His friend says, “Really?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, now I have a good standing.”
Posted on 05/03/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 26, 2026
Silence is Golden or Not
A couple argues over whose turn it is to do laundry.
They finally agree that whoever speaks first loses.
Hours pass.
The husband’s shirt catches fire while cooking.
The wife watches silently.
Finally, he says, “Okay, okay, I’ll do the laundry.”
Posted on 04/26/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 19, 2026
What Hurts
A man says, “Doctor, it hurts when I touch my arm, my leg, and my head.”
The doctor says, “Your finger is broken.”
Posted on 04/19/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week