Joke of the Week

Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle

Sunday, August 01, 2021

Girls Night Out

Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!" "That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"

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Sunday, March 28, 2021

Won’t take the Vaccine?

You won't take a vaccine because you don't know what's in it?

 

Real quick,  name all the ingredients in a Pop-Tart!

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Sunday, March 21, 2021

Blond Man Joke #3

A Blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.

"No!" He shouts, "This is her husband!"

Posted on 03/21/21 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week (0) Comments ;
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