Sunday, January 22, 2023
A Cowboy From Wyoming
A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bar and sat himself down on a bar stool next to this gorgeous woman who was sitting on a stool at the bar, all by herself.
He casually looked her over, then looked at his watch for a moment.
The woman noticed him looking at his watch and asked him, “Are you waiting for someone, is your date running late?”
The Wyoming cowboy smiled at her and replied, “Oh no, ma’am, I just bought myself this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it out”.
The woman was curious and asked, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
“Well”, the cowboy said, “it uses something called alpha waves to talk to me telepathically, it’s really hi-tech”.
“Really?” the woman replied, crossing her legs the other way. “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well”, the cowboy said, “it’s telling me you aren’t wearing any underwear”.
The woman laughed and replied, “Well, your watch can’t be working then, because I am wearing underwear!”
The cowboy tapped his watch, smiled, and said, “Well, what do you know, the darned thing’s an hour fast”.
Originally published as A Cowboy From Wyoming on The Laughline
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