Sunday, December 15, 2024
Son Helping around the house
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Posted on 12/15/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, December 08, 2024
Original Weight
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Posted on 12/08/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, December 01, 2024
Do You Take Children
The father of three called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people.
"Do you take children?" the father asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "We only take cash and credit cards."
#joke #father
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Posted on 12/01/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, November 24, 2024
A car gets pulled over for inspection because…
A car gets pulled over for inspection because it's driving very slow on the interstate.
officer: ma'am, do you know how slow you were driving
woman: 25mph
officer: why were you driving so slow?
the woman: slow? There are signs everywhere that say I-25, so I was driving that speed.
officer: that's not a speed sign, it's the identification number of the interstate. license and registration, please.
As the driver reaches for the glove compartment, the officer sees the passenger sitting there, pale and shivering.
officer: are you okay? what's the problem?
passenger: we just got off the US-160
#joke #policeman
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Posted on 11/24/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, November 17, 2024
18 Lion Jokes, to Celebrate World Lion Day
Roaring with Laughter: 18 Lion Jokes to Celebrate World Lion Day on August 10th and Raise Awareness for Their Conservation
My grandfather has the heart of a lion,
And also a lifetime ban at the zoo.
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A lion won't golf.
But a Tiger wood.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Why don’t lions like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How does a lion stop a video?
He presses paws.
How does a lion greet the antelope it meets on the savannah?
“Pleased to eat you!”
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
What happened to the lion who ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a slow and clumsy lion?
A snailion.
What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
A Li-on.
What does a lion call his barber?
His mane man.
What do you call a lion that has eaten your mother’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
Lost.
What does the lion say to his family before they eat a meal?
“Let us prey.
” Why was the lion always invited to the party?
Because he was a real mane attraction! What do you call a lion that doesn't lie?
A not-lion.
What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?
Pray for your supper.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
A cold snap.
What lion will never roar?
A dandelion...
#joke #animal #tiger #lion #antelope #food #meal #sport #golf #hunting #short
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Posted on 11/17/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week