Sunday, July 13, 2025

Suit Yourself

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

 


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Posted on 07/13/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, July 06, 2025

Spring Cleaning

I'm not a fan of spring cleaning.
Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

 


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Posted on 07/06/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, June 29, 2025

Money Woes

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...
But through hard work, time and perseverance...
I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!

 


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Posted on 06/29/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, June 22, 2025

The Difference Between Outlaws and In-laws

Q: What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

 


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Posted on 06/22/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, June 15, 2025

Statistics

The 50-50-90 rule:
If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right...
There’s a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

 


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Posted on 06/15/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week
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