Sunday, November 23, 2014
Male Jokes 4
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Posted on 11/23/14 at 09:49 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Male Jokes 3
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 09:48 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, November 09, 2014
Male Jokes 2
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
Posted on 11/09/14 at 09:38 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, November 02, 2014
Male Jokes 1
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Notre Dame !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
Posted on 11/02/14 at 09:47 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Motorcycle and Little Girl
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
Posted on 10/12/14 at 09:53 PM
Joke of the Week