Sunday, October 06, 2024
A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, “One dollar per point please.”
The professor returned the test the following with $40 and a note attached. The note read, “Here's your $40 change.”
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Sunday, September 29, 2024
Guy's sitting on the couch. From the kitchen he hears, "Babe.... can you help me?"
He goes to the kitchen. "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle."
"What's it supposed to be?" he asks.
She picks up the box. "A Rooster."
"Honey," he says. "Let's put the cornflakes back in the box....."
#joke #animal #rooster #food #honey
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Sunday, September 22, 2024
A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.
One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"
The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"
#joke #short #animal #horse
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Sunday, September 15, 2024
A grandma lovingly gives her granddaughter a kiss on the cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, she noticed the little girl wiping her cheek.
“Are you wiping off my kiss?” she asked.
“No”, she smartly replied, somewhat embarrassed but quick on her feet, “I’m just rubbing it in!”
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Sunday, September 08, 2024
My girlfriend asked me for something that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds for her birthday.
Apparently she wasn’t asking for a scale
#joke #short
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