Sunday, June 26, 2011
Little Girl on the plan
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.
OK, ’ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit? ’
Posted on 06/26/11 at 09:13 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Annoying Passenger sitting next to you on the plane?
Follow this 8 point plan to shut them up for the rest of the flight…
1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase.
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound.
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking.
5. Access the Internet.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven.
7. Take a deep breath and open the site: [url=http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html]http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html[/url]
8. Turn and smile at them.
Posted on 06/19/11 at 09:05 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Alzheimer’s Test for Modern Seniors
How fast can you guess these words
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM
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Answers:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM
You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?
Don’t worry. You don’t have alzheimers. We know what you are thinking about!!
Posted on 06/12/11 at 01:05 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Goodbye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him
around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out ‘Good bye, Mom’ as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.
“How come so much? I only bought 5 items.”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said You’d be paying for her things, too.”
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.Don’t trust Little Old Ladies!!!
Posted on 06/05/11 at 08:35 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Gasoline Coupon
I didn’t realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth.
You probably have one or two just lying around somewhere, now is the time to use them before they lose their value, and it’s too late!!
SEE COUPON BELOW…
Posted on 05/29/11 at 08:28 AM
Joke of the Week
