Sunday, February 23, 2025
I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"
"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.
I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."
#joke #short #food #salad #dinner
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Sunday, February 16, 2025
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
Amazon Web Services.
#joke #short
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Sunday, February 09, 2025
A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...
He was known to be bambidextrous.
#joke #short #animal #deer
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Sunday, February 02, 2025
"Are you an actress, auntie?"
"No darling, why do you ask?"
"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 26, 2025
Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!
#joke #short
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