Sunday, June 28, 2026
A teacher says, “Whoever answers my next question can leave early.”
One kid throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, “Who did that?”
The kid says, “Me,” and leaves.
Sunday, June 21, 2026
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."
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Sunday, June 14, 2026
A guy tells his therapist, “I feel invisible.”
The therapist says, “Who said that?”
Sunday, June 07, 2026
A woman says, “I’m on a seafood diet.”
Her friend asks, “What’s that?”
She says, “I see food and I eat it.”
Sunday, May 31, 2026
A man walks into a bar and orders water.
The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him.
The man says, “Thank you,” and leaves.
Turns out, the man had hiccups.