Sunday, December 21, 2025
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
#joke #father
Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Sunday, December 14, 2025
I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.
#joke #short #food
Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Sunday, December 07, 2025
"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?"
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
#joke #short
Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Sunday, November 30, 2025
A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"
"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.
"Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?"
#joke #short #mother #mom
Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Sunday, November 23, 2025
Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"
His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."
#joke #short
Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net