Sunday, August 10, 2025
Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.
#joke #short #animal #dog
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Thursday, August 07, 2025
This was an excellent series. It was about a mercenary who had been enhanced with Super Soldier Serum, which allows him to heal quickly. He is a member of a Pack of Other super soldiers, each with their own abilities, who are the enforcers for their organization. The series begins with him on the moon, losing his memory and knowing nothing about his past, and being asked to go to Earth, which is now a dead planet. What he has to go through is nothing short of Chaos at its best.
I snagged this series on a deal and am now continuing the series to see what the hero can accomplish with his ragtag team of super soldiers, regular humans, Aliens, and AIs.
Sunday, August 03, 2025
My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.
#joke #short #food #salt
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Sunday, July 27, 2025
I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.
#joke #short
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Sunday, July 20, 2025
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
#joke
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