Sunday, October 12, 2025

Beautiful Daughter

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"  

#joke #animal #alligator #sport #swimming

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Monday, October 06, 2025

Celebrating Diversity - Oct 2025

This month, we celebrate the following Diversity.

• Filipino American History Month honors the history, culture, and accomplishments of Filipino Americans, highlighting their significant contributions to American society and recognizing their unique heritage and identity.
• Global Diversity Awareness Month is dedicated to celebrating and increasing awareness about the diversity of cultures and ethnicities, as well as the positive impact that diversity can have on society.
• LGBTQ+ History Month is a US observance that recognizes the history of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer individuals, as well as the history of the gay rights movement.
• National Disability Employment Awareness Month in the US draws attention to employment barriers that still need to be addressed.
• Polish American Heritage Month commemorates the first Polish settlers and celebrates the history and culture of the Polish community in America.

Sunday, October 05, 2025

Sally's Report Card

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

#joke #mother

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Monday, September 29, 2025

Celebrating - Gabriel Jesús Iglesias

As we continue to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month, I would like to recognize Gabriel Jesús Iglesias, better known as Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias.  He is a hilarious comedian, and my wife truly enjoys his shows.  I even bought one of his signed Bobble heads for her on Christmas.

What I love about his humor is that he doesn't curse or use derogatory language; instead, he uses good humor, which is probably why my wife is a big fan of him.  

He worked his way from a low-income family to super stardom through his dedicated work style.

He is the first comedian to sell out Dodger Stadium, which happened in 2022. (1)

1. Gabriel Iglesias - Wikipedia

Sunday, September 28, 2025

Patience off of the Green

The nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated by a doctor.
"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.
"No," replied the man. "It's my ball."

#joke #doctor #sport #golf #golfer

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