Sunday, July 26, 2026
A couple goes to marriage counseling.
The counselor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”
They say in unison, “Communication.”
Then they argue over who said it first.
Sunday, July 19, 2026
A man goes to the gym and asks the trainer which machine will help him attract women.
The trainer says, “The ATM outside.”
Sunday, July 12, 2026
Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. "Mommy, It's the minister," he said to his mother.
From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll call him back."
Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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A guy says, “I gave up on learning how to procrastinate.”
“Why?”
“I kept putting it off.”
Sunday, July 05, 2026
A man buys a treadmill and uses it for a week.
After that, it becomes a very expensive clothes hanger.