Sunday, August 09, 2026
A guy says, “My phone battery lasts longer than most relationships.”
His friend says, “That’s sad.”
The guy replies, “At least the phone tells me when it’s dying.”
Sunday, August 02, 2026
A man tells his wife, “I think I need glasses.”
She says, “You definitely do.”
He says, “Why?”
She says, “Because this is a bank.”
Sunday, July 26, 2026
A couple goes to marriage counseling.
The counselor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”
They say in unison, “Communication.”
Then they argue over who said it first.
Sunday, July 19, 2026
A man goes to the gym and asks the trainer which machine will help him attract women.
The trainer says, “The ATM outside.”
Sunday, July 12, 2026
Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. "Mommy, It's the minister," he said to his mother.
From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll call him back."
Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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