Sunday, August 03, 2025
My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.
#joke #short #food #salt
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Sunday, July 27, 2025
I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.
#joke #short
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Sunday, July 20, 2025
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
#joke
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Thursday, July 17, 2025
Just finished Honor of Blood by Kenneth Fjeld. Definitely a great Martial Arts book. It does have a 1970s martial arts film feel to it.
Kenneth is a sixth-degree UFAF Black Belt and UFAF Region president for Europe, so his experience in martial arts was a definite plus in illustrating the characters' martial arts actions.
It was a hard book to put down, so I finished it quite quickly. It was suspenseful right to the end as you did not know if the main characters were going to survive against the odds they faced.
I highly recommend this book. I know the author also, and he is a very down-to-earth person.
I just finished this book after it had sat on my desk for almost a year. This is a biography by Wilma Norris Knight, the mother of Chuck, Aaron, and Weiland Norris. I found this book when we were cleaning out the UFAF Storage locker here in Las Vegas, and I had it on my 'to-read' stack of paper books.
She put this together with Chaplain Todd Dubord when she was 90. She passed away at the age of 103 in December 2024.
Her story is amazing and very spiritual. You can definitely feel that God was first in her life. She outlines her early life, her marriages, her Children, and how God/Angels have guided and helped her throughout her life.
I would highly recommend reading this book to get to know her and understand what drove her to be the kind-hearted woman she was. It also outlines where Chuck and Aaron Norris get their value and why they are also so kind-hearted.
I was fortunate to have met her at our UFAF ITC several times here in Las Vegas. What you read in the book is the way she was in real life.